Conversations

Some random person: Why did you marry a Canadian?

Me: Because I have a natural aversion to Arab men.

Men and their brilliant solutions...

Me: Okay, I can't keep up with the sink. I wash all the dishes and then a few hours later there's more!

Husband: Then we have to stop eating.

Note To Self

Rabbit food is not sustenance...

People

Why people don't give a flying fuck about your problems:

Because they are selfish, mundane, intellectually challenged individuals with an overall cranial capacity of a pea and the creativity of a soap dish who have their own problems, insignificant as though they seem, and suffer from lack of imagination and tunnel vision.

Ten more to go

So I'm almost at my goal weight. I have lost 130 pounds and have ten more to go. The last 10 are the hardest. On the upside, I now enjoy and love the adrenaline rush I get from exercise.

It seems like I've accidentally stumbled onto a new form of the witness protection program. People do not recognize me anymore; I am literally half my size. Not only that, but also it seems like I've become the topic of conversation at parties and friend gatherings, even ones I don't attend.

What could they possibly be saying...

36

Turning 36 today; perhaps it'll be better than 35.

Just curious, what's 37 like?

What gives?

What do you do when you're angry at everyone and everything?